a) Finds out he isn't as good at drifting the Lost Trail pass as once anticipated.
b) Finds out that X-t's boyfriend tested out his new 8 iron on the windshield of the STi.
or
c) Finds out his employer knows about the copious amount of time spent blogging instead of system testing and is released into the market as a "free agent".
I did some soul searching and really milled it over on which path to take with this extra wad of money. It wasn't until I asked myself WWTD (what wouldn't Tsao do), that I was able to really align my life with this cash. I needed to let go...
So let go I did. I bought a fucking raft. Not just any Big Bear Sports raft either. I bought a Maravia New Wave 1. This boat is to rafting, what the Benz CL65 AMG is to cars. PIMP.
I bought the boat from Sunshine Sports in Billings because I used to work there and the owner is able to do special requests to the factory. All New Waves are blue...mine is going to be orange. New waves don't have inside D-rings or outside handles...mine will. W00t w00t!
My boat will look something like this.
I have no idea what that money could have been used for in the future, but I'll bet that it isn't as cool as a raft. Here is a little preview of things you should expect to see on this blog in the coming 5-6 months:
-Story of a boat full of naked people getting drunk
-Pictures of my boat (with and without naked people)
-Story of me picking up the boat in Boise and floating with my partner in crime
-A story(s) about the exceptional sex I've been having in my boat (Kevin crosses fingers)
I guess all I really need now is a sweet waterproof case that has some foam in it.
It's for my weed pipe.
2 comments:
Yeah, that's nice. But I bet it's not as nice a lay as Barbara.
'bout time you bought a raft, you have only been talking about that for a few years.
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