Sit Down, Have A Smoke And I'll Tell You About Lost Trail

Stoned, well rested and ready to type. Because as any lawyer worth his law school tuition will tell you, "after a hard days skiing, it is important to get at least 13 hours of sleep".

Side note: That is the ONLY type of lawyer with whom I will hang out.

Yesterday was sick to quite sick. It was the last part in a 3 part series of a slope style contest and rail jam, and Lost Trail has a BADASS park team. They keep four parks going. A bunny hill, kiddie, mid-sized and a huck your meat like a man park. They all change shape and form on a weekly basis and virtually all of the jumps/transitions are cut well. The rail jam got kickin at about 11am...the same time I finally made it up to the mountain and on my first lift.

I have no idea how good a single one of the kids is. I went directly to the cliffy/steep (montana) part of the mountain. I then rode close to 10" of untracked, shade protected, 25 degree, fish scale quality powder.

I brought my dugout and was enjoying the finer things in life about once a chair lift when I thought to myself:

Damn! I've already blown the chip on my pedometer after making a record setting number of turns in the nar pow pow, but I still have 3 laps I can make if I hustle my runs!

Slams a Moutain Dew

I should call K2 and tell them that they can rip up Seth Morrison's contract because of the sick set of 11s that I'm going to lay down Elk Ridge!

Shoots video with cell phone using the EXTREME technique of putting two poles in one hand:


I expect that shot will open the next Poor Boyz video.

I'm also really glad that I didn't break my phone like a jack-ass. That entire ridge is filled with 5-15 ft drops followed by a sick little pow runout.

I continued this all day. Every single run was first tracks. $31 lift ticket. Perfect bluebird skies.


I love Lost trail!


I also love when girls tell me where they want me to load.


That takes sex from its normal party status and adds a bit of video game factor to the mix. "Am I going to hit my target?! Will there be injuries?! How many extra lives do I get?!" There are so many fun and exciting places to blast those ropey jets of jizz. But my favorite place is the one that she requests. Here is a list of some of my favorite I want you to cum: "...on my ass", "...on my tits", "...on my face", "...in my mouth. I LOVE the taste of you!" and my favorite "...deep in my ass!". But never in the Squish Mitten! Homey don't play that!

MBSE told me that cums taste very different. That she really likes the taste of me and some guys have made her gag. We need to find out what causes this, and then make a pill that makes your man juice to taste good. We're sitting on a gold mine here. Think about it...every time your rocket is ready to launch, she will want her mouth to be the launch pad. Maybe I'm the only one that loves to watch a girl drink it in, but even if you don't, you've got to admit that clean-up is easier than 10-tee.