In high school I heard a catholic say "Tattoos are a sin". She then proceeded to explain how our bodies are our temple, and god (Take that catholic schools! That's right...I'm beyond putting a capital "G" on your crutches name) sees a tattoo as "desecrating the temple". I didn't think about it at the time, but this person was very large. I mean really large. The type of large that pulls the buns off of a double Whopper and replaces it with Krispy Kreme donuts (bacon and double cheese).
How the fuck do these people get off thinking this garbage?
I don't know of many people whose "temple" gave out on them because of graffiti. I do know of a few whose demise was at the hands of heart disease though.
Perhaps she is thinking on a level that is higher than Tsao:
Step 1) Grow your temple to cathedral proportions.
Step 2) ?
Step 3) One way ticket "Home"
Hmmm...Seems like a waste of even an "interim life". I think I'll stick with Tsao.
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That is too perfect! You don't hear the church condemning fat people do you?
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