I think it is time to have some fun with blogging. Every time I write a blog it is the same: Me writing my thoughts or memories down, you reading the blog and then making (or not) comments about my writing. I think it is time we get interactive. I’ve written up a generic online cyber-sex chat then pulled out a lot of the words or phrases that are critical to its final meaning. Then I wrote a list of the type of words or phrases that would fit grammatically into those spots. Now I need you to give me the words to put back into those spots. Yes I’m talking about doing a blogger Madlib (Tsaolib in this case).
Here are a couple things to note when doing this:
-This is already a sexlib, adding words that you would normally find on any given porn site will NOT add to the humor of this project. If you put “finger your ass” for “a thing you do in the morning”, the final result may be “I want to finger your ass while I bite your nipples." Not funny. Just true. (Butt seriously...I will do that)
-Be creative. Take some time to give quality answers instead of just the wildest thing you can think of. It will pay off in the long run.
-Get these back to me in a timely manner. Simplest way to do this is to copy the list below, put it in Microsoft Word, fill in your “answers” and then email it to me or post it in the comments (Posting in the comments will be the preferred method. It will allow all of my readers to have a laugh about the different combinations that come up).
I will be posting the best entry (or combination there of) in a post later this week.
Happy Tsaolibbing!
Fill in the following:
electronic device –
word(s) to describe climate –
animal part –
action –
action –
object –
verb –
noun –
something you do on vacation –
celebrity –
hand sized noun –
noun + smaller part of 1st noun (ie. Tree + leaves) –
afternoon activity –
mourning routine –
verb ending in ing –
animal –
child’s birthday gift –
adjective –
two objects that would collide –
noun –
fluid found in a jar –
mode of transportation –
verb –
drinking activity –
verb ending in ing –
emotion –
something you would do at a nascar event –
something you would do at a family reunion –
8 comments:
electronic device – toaster
word(s) to describe climate – foggy
animal part – hoof
electronic device – iPhone
word(s) to describe climate – semi-arid
animal part – beak
action – mangle
action – club
object – helmet
verb – carouse
noun – nazi
something you do on vacation – provoke the natives
celebrity – Dr. Phil McGraw
hand sized noun – baby platypus
noun + smaller part of 1st noun (ie. Tree + leaves) – Woman 25 years or older + emotional baggage
afternoon activity – digging graves
mourning routine – RU-486, vodka chaser
verb ending in ing – lactating
animal – man-bear-pig
child’s birthday gift – trip to Neverland Ranch
adjective – soggy
two objects that would collide – beer bottles and trains
noun – vase
fluid found in a jar – gypsy tears
mode of transportation – pogo stick
verb – hemorrhaging
drinking activity – throwing beer bottles at trains
verb ending in ing – milking
emotion – shame
something you would do at a nascar event – kill myself
something you would do at a family reunion – have sex with my cousin
electronic device – iPod
word(s) to describe climate – arid
animal part – hoove
action – jump
action – dump
object – woman
verb – drill
noun – baby
something you do on vacation – drink booze
celebrity – Miley Cyrus
hand sized noun – potato
noun + smaller part of 1st noun (ie. Tree + leaves) – condom wrapper
afternoon activity – biking
mourning routine – shit shower shave
verb ending in ing – killing
animal – cat
child’s birthday gift – train set
adjective – huge
two objects that would collide – car pedestrian
noun – tree
fluid found in a jar – mayo
mode of transportation – running
verb – jumping
drinking activity – making out
verb ending in ing – typing
emotion – crying
something you would do at a nascar event – raciest
something you would do at a family reunion – fuck sarah
electronic device – hair dryer
word(s) to describe climate – foggy
animal part – tail
action – run
action – clap
object – laundry basket
verb – slap
noun – fork
something you do on vacation – swim in the ocean
celebrity – beyonce
hand sized noun – toaster strudel
noun + smaller part of 1st noun (ie. Tree + leaves) – tong
afternoon activity – naping
mourning routine – coffee consumption
verb ending in ing – sweeping
animal – elephant
child’s birthday gift – barbie
adjective – green
two objects that would collide – planets and meteors
noun – pillow
fluid found in a jar – conditioner
mode of transportation – roller blading
verb – speaking
drinking activity – pouring booze in your pants
verb ending in ing – golfing
emotion – sad
something you would do at a nascar event – drink bud light
something you would do at a family reunion – laugh
electronic device – synthesizer
word(s) to describe climate – muggy
animal part – hamhocks
action – ballin
action – freebasin
object – I Path shoes
verb – nextelling
noun – lice
something you do on vacation – skeet the 5 hole
celebrity – Gary Coleman
hand sized noun – black dick ho dvd
noun + smaller part of 1st noun (ie. Tree + leaves) – shirt + cuffs
afternoon activity – smokin cigs
mourning routine – push ups
verb ending in ing – nick nolting
animal – toucan
child’s birthday gift – teething ring
adjective – tweakenest
two objects that would collide – brittany spears and nelson mandela
noun – dome
fluid found in a jar – liquid tiger balm
mode of transportation – hoopty
verb – finalizing
drinking activity – barefoot can crushing
verb ending in ing – moonwalking
emotion – pmsing
something you would do at a nascar event – drink with a hutterite
something you would do at a family reunion – hide from my aunt marion
Fill in the following:
electronic device – 8 track player
word(s) to describe climate – balmy
animal part – hoof
action – ice skate
action – curtsy
object – hair dryer
verb – to plea
noun – envelope
something you do on vacation – sleep with Barbara
celebrity – Barbara
hand sized noun – credit card
noun + smaller part of 1st noun (ie. Tree + leaves) – necklace, bead
afternoon activity – swimming
mourning routine – breakfast eating
verb ending in ing – sauntering
animal – giraffe
child’s birthday gift – lite bright
adjective – petite
two objects that would collide – mama bird and window
noun – booty-licious blow up doll with 3 holes
fluid found in a jar – vaseline
mode of transportation – segway
verb – squat
drinking activity – falling down
verb ending in ing – vomiting
emotion – mournful
something you would do at a nascar event – cry
something you would do at a family reunion – be verbally abused by my adopted family
Fill in the following:
electronic device – Voice Emodulator
word(s) to describe climate – Katrinaish
animal part – horse tail
action – swim
action – belch
object – deodorant stick
verb – push
noun – bird
something you do on vacation – drink booze
celebrity – Boy George
hand sized noun – Rubix Cube
noun + smaller part of 1st noun (ie. Tree + leaves) – raft + bow
afternoon activity – folf
mourning routine – go to Starbucks
verb ending in ing – stomping
animal – meerkat
child’s birthday gift – Harmonica
adjective – hideous
two objects that would collide – pinball and plunger
noun – carpet
fluid found in a jar – Beefamato©
mode of transportation – snowskate
verb – skipping
drinking activity – caps
verb ending in ing – copulating
emotion – sad
something you would do at a nascar event – hate black people
something you would do at a family reunion – play horseshoes
electronic device – mouse
word(s) to describe climate – Moist
animal part – brisket
action – slide
action – hurdle
object – tricycle
verb – bargain
noun – asylum
something you do on vacation – explore uncharted areas
celebrity – Sanjaya
hand sized noun – sponge
noun + smaller part of 1st noun (ie. Tree + leaves) – book chapters
afternoon activity – baking cupcakes
mourning routine – scramble eggs
verb ending in ing – clubbing
animal – baby seal
child’s birthday gift – hot wheels
adjective – clumsy
two objects that would collide – runway models
noun – gaggle
fluid found in a jar – vodka
mode of transportation – jet pack
verb – fortify
drinking activity – chugging
verb ending in ing – recruiting
emotion – ambivalence
something you would do at a nascar event – hold a Joe Dirt look-a-like contest
something you would do at a family reunion – take pictures
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