Subarific

In an attempt to prove that Subarus are re-cock-ulously cool, I present to you:

http://video.kenblockracing.com/flash/small_player/preloader.swf?vendor_id=204&media_id=9183&bgcolor=FFFFFF&autoplay=0

Needless to say after watching this video I presumed that I too was a badass racecar driver (a sentiment that I still hold onto dearly). I went up into the woods on my Wednesday lunch break, took my naked pic for the week and then proceeded to keep my car in a sideways drift for the better part of 30 minutes. I also decided it would be a GREAT idea to drop down into a campsite that hadn't been plowed for some off-roading rally driving....

Oops...

Just a touch high-centered.

After the dude in the picture couldn't pull me out with 4WD and a chain, I was forced to drop $165 for a tow truck to winch me out. Small price to pay in my continuing education to become a sponsored rally driver. I've said it all along: The "real" workforce is for suckers.