It Really Works

There are a lot of things on the internet that I consider to be of very little human value: lolcatz, comment sections of virtually all blogs with over 100,000 readers a year (fear not, I just broke the 2,000 mark), any site with the word "free" associated with it and craigslist's personals section.

My beliefs were proven wrong though...

Remember my most recent night of fornicating football fumblings? Come on, you remember the one.....

Well to the best of my recollection, Remington had yelled back at me as she was running out the bar door the last time I saw her.

Rem: Find me on craigslist!

I didn't remember this when I first woke up in the morning (too busy trying to rectify bad decisions made the night before). I think it was on the drive home that I was able to piece that little tidbit back together.

At first it seemed a bit silly, but I went back to the old adage that I've been preaching about "letting go" of the thoughts that we hold so sacredly. I must commit to learning from the past, enjoying the present for what it is and being totally open to the infinite possibilities of an unknown future.

So I posted a missed connection (paraphrased):

Sean Kelly's miss...Male 27
You said that you didn't do one night stands, so maybe we could try to make it a 2 or 3 night ordeal. Get a hold of me if you want to give it a try.

And now I play the waiting game!

Luckily for me that game was a short one, because within a week I get this in my inbox:

Hey, I think I am the girl you're looking for from Sean Kelly's. You were with a big group of guys hanging at the end of the bar. I think you said you were from Billings? Were you the one with the long blonde hair? I think I put my head under your shirt?? Is any of this sounding familiar? I was the tall blonde with a thing for chest hair? If this is you..........SO HOT! Get back to me and let me know!
xoxo-[Remington]

SO HOT right now! w00t!

This is the part of the blog that you as the reader probably think I'm going to break off into some sweet Hustler Forum-esque type rant about how my dick has been staying wet since that day. Not the case. I've actually been quite unsuccessful at minimizing the geographical distance between the two of us. I just really wanted to share this little bit of info with you, so that the next time you talk down upon the [The] America's favorite classified ads you realize it works. It really does work.




Oh ya, this is also a preface to a sweet Hustler Forum-esque type rant about how my dick has been staying quite wet...