Bukkake W&FA is operated out of central Montana with access to world-class whitewater, scenic river trips and top-notch trout fishing
You've been with the rest, now come float the best. I am, without a doubt, the BEST rafting and fishing guide in the business and I relish in sharing my knowledge and love of Montana (Also my love of Wyoming, Idaho, Colorado, Washington and Oregon by special permit*). Although I haven't really done a whole lot of fishing myself, I've watched some REALLY good anglers, and it seems like I should have no problem doing what they did.
Bukkake W&FA is also the only premier whitewater adventure in the state of Montana that does not require the signing of a legal waiver! Not only do I not force a legal waiver down your throat, I don't even have insurance. We will spend our day focusing on enjoying the trip and not the legal responsibilities of an intoxicated whitewater/fishing guide. Over the past year, tens of people have satisfied not only their minds, but their spirits and livers on one of my many guided trips.
Bukkake Whitewater and Fishing Adventures has been locally owned and operated out of Billings Montana by Captain Keev since 2008.
Thrilling Whitewater Surfing
Guaranteed Fishing Success**
(Just ask this satisfied client)
Guaranteed Fishing Success**
(Just ask this satisfied client)
Pricing:
1/2 Day Whitewater Adventure - $50 per person (+tax***)
Full Day Scenic...umm...Adventure - $75 per person (+tax***)
Full Day Fishing...what the hell... Adventure - $350 for up to two people (+tax***)
Stop debating and sign up for the adventure of a lifetime! Any one can do can take part in these wild, scenic and fishy good times****. Fun for the entire family is just one click away (or fun for you and your paid escort if a trip away from the family is what you are looking for). Stop purusing the internet for porn, and sign up now!
Slainte,
~Cptn. Keev
Slainte,
~Cptn. Keev
*Special permit is $1,000...cash...or $1,000 worth of ZJ's (if you have to ask, you can't afford it).
**Success is determined by the Captain.***Tax will be payed in the form of a 12 pack of Busch Light.
****No Cops or Parole Officers allowed on Bukkake W&FA trips.
2 comments:
sign me up, Im thinking hells canyon.... ok, anywhere.... except KS
As one of the tens of people who have had the good fortune of participating in a Bukkake Whitewater and Fishing Adventure, I can attest that it is truly a world-class experience. No other guided trip provides such unique opportunities as the chance to be drunk by 10, puking over the side of the boat by 12, and passed out by 2, all the while in the midst of the majesty and splendor that one of America's most wild and scenic places has to offer. And remember, like Captain always says, if you don't get Bukkake, you must be riding with someone else!
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