Turns out that is not the case.
I recently got the raft I ordered and have been pining over like a beaver pines for a pirates false leg. The thing is even cooler than I had imagined (and I had daydreamed the thing up to the point where it was a Spanish galleon with 24 guns to a side). We got a mild break in the shitty B-town weather and took it up to the Stillwater for its maiden voyage. Sadly, with no 3 Thieves on hand, I christened the boat with the next best thing: Banquet beer.
My first go at being captain on my very own boat went quite well. At 12'6" the boat is a lightning fast dart (even when overloaded). We were unable to successfully surf any waves, but got into some nice holes and got wet (I could say that a million times and still smirk each and every time). Even on the smallest waves (not to imply that there is anything very large on the Stillwater), we were taking faceshots. Normally we would refer to this as simply "getting wet", but we were donning dry tops and dry suites, hence faceshots. By the end of the trip we all pretty much felt like bus station stallions taking hot shots for meth money.
With this strong image fresh in our minds, we concluded that the boat could only reasonably be named one thing. Ladies and Germs, I give you Bukkake (makes me wonder about the traffic these references will bring to my blog)
As with all things that I take very seriously in my life, I made sure my Lawyer was present for legal purposes. Coors owes me money! That can would not break for the picture.
5 comments:
The lawyer looks like he is ready for a walk on Mars. That'a a nice Buakkake you got there
You have to be ready for anything these days, including walks on Mars. Plus, the spaceman look is back in a big way. Take it out on the town and all the girls want to ride your rocket. Just look out for Cliff Tarpey - Kevin knows what I'm talking about.
rocket riding...yes. But somewhere between the "spaceman look" and us girls "wanting to ride your rocket." I can't help but look forward to the "advance launching techniques" Ultimately resulting in a huge payload...(x-plosive) payoff while enjoying the testosterone filled rocket.
Whoa Lawyer, that Debbie just might need to be "taken to court" for all those inappropriate comments.
Someone owes you money...or, better yet, maybe someone owes her money...
No doubt Leslie. I may need to slap her with an "injunction" and/or "hold her in contempt". And yes, that means handcuffs.
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