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I'm in love with a girl named Fred,
she lives out on the street;
she eats straight from the garbage can,
but dates are pretty cheap!

"F" to the "R" to the "E" to the "D", F-R-E-D FRED!

I'm in love with a girl named Fred,
she suffers from turrets;
she's cute as hell and sweet as a bell,
and nev...ASS CUNT!!!

"F" to the "R" to the "E" to the "D", F-R-E-D FRED!

I'm in love with a girl named Fred,
and she's a Siamese twin;
together they make one good whore,
double A to double M!

"F" to the "R" to the "E" to the "D", F-R-E-D FRED!