Work Tip FTW

Part of my blog is dedicated to self improvement (for you the read, I'm fine). Most of the time that improvement is in the form of an increased PMA (positive mental attitude). Other times it is in the form of life activities (such as one of my many fine Bukkake adventures). I'm now going to attempt to improve each and every one of your work lives!

I presume that you already have your facebook, gmail and RSS feeds set up. If that is not the case, don't waste your time reading any further. This is an advanced technique handed down from the elder council of proficient/efficient slackers. It would be comparable to somebody attempting to submit BJ Penn with a Gogoplata prior to learning how to pull guard.

We all know how to "work" on a day when the internet is abuzz with new postings, chat is firing on cylinders and we have the energy to sit still for 8 solid hours. Problems arise when that is no longer the case, and the only excitement you can conjure up from the 7 remaining firing synapses is to stare at the clock. Each second takes roughly 3/4 of a minute to complete, and you have to turn the pages of a calendar to find the 5pm finishing line.

In non-work life this time is called "nap time". That glorious time when you can give the world at large a big middle finger and close your eyes. Sadly The Man doesn't allow such and act. He sees it as "lazy" if my eyes are closed, even if I'm accomplishing as many work oriented tasks as I would be with them open. Solution?

I give you EyeWork v2.0


Welcome to salary sponsored beauty sleep...